Wednesday, 27 June 2012
Prof David Crystal's talk on "the future of Englishes"
Updated 03/07/12
Professor David Crystal (above, in glasses, with a white beard) - probably the UK's most famous linguist, who gave evidence to a Parliamentary committee on bureaucratic jargon in government - recently gave a (June 2012) talk at the University of Westminster on "the future of Englishes."
Key points of Prof. Crystal's talk were that American English had developed within days of the first Elizabethan mariners arriving in the New World, when they started writing letters home with new words to describe new concepts - "moccasins", "skunk", etc.
While even 20 years ago, non-native speakers would have been ridiculed for their very different intonation, Prof. Crystal notes that with non-natives now outnumbering native speakers four to one, we don't even notice a very different intonation in English anymore.
Correction (03/07/12): Did I really say "we don't even notice"? Yes I did. What I meant to say, of course, based on my possibly imperfect understanding of what Prof. Crystal said, was that we hardly comment on a different intonation in English anymore, even if we do notice it. There is, of course, a difference.
Prof. Crystal also quoted the Earl of Leicester's travelogue of his tour of Europe in 1582, in which he mentioned useful languages - Dutch, French, Italian, Spanish, but definitely not English, which has "no use beyond our shores." English didn't even have a literature, with "Father Chaucer" already incomprehensible after just 200 years. This was, of course, a very short time before two developments put English on the map - obscure Midlands poet William Shakespeare began writing sonnets, and the first English adventures in the New World of America started.
I was at Professor Crystal's talk in my capacity as news and features editor of EL Gazette, global newspaper for the English language teaching industry, and put a question to the Professor about the likely effect that the wearable simultaneous translation computers currently in development will have on English as a lingua franca.
Prof Crystal told me he reads every issue of the EL Gazette and that he'd noticed my byline was "all over every issue."
The EL Gazette now has a Twitter feed twitter.com/elgazette and there's now an online tutorial on how to register with EL Gazette digital and search its back issues.
Monday, 25 June 2012
A taxing question – can EFL teachers freelance legally?
Update - 11/07/12 - The HMRC ruling that Teflers cannot in most circumstances be self-employment seems to have been repealed in April 2012. See the HMRC's ruling on this here. http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/manuals/esmmanual/esm4503.htm - Thanks to Sue-Lyon Jones for the update (@esolcourses on Twitter) via the EL Gazette's twitter feed.
I hope to follow up on this ruling, unscramble what it means in English, and work out its implications for EFL teachers, in a future EL Gazette article.
EL Gazette has recently heard of two more cases of EFL teachers being engaged by language schools on a self-employed basis - completely illegal in the UK as we at EL Gazette understand it. This feature - which first appeared in the EL Gazette of April 2011 - explains why.
A taxing question – can EFL teachers freelance legally?
Matt Salusbury investigates how the law governing self-employment varies considerably across Europe
An EL Gazette correspondent forwarded us details of teaching work offered by a central London language school, asking, ‘Is this sort of thing legal – treating teachers as “self-employed” and paying them in cash?’
Engaging EFL teachers as self-employed and paying them fees without deducting tax or National Insurance (NI) contributions towards unemployment benefits is unusual enough in the UK to raise eyebrows. Can language schools hire teachers as freelances or does the law force them to take on teachers as salaried staff and make statutory deductions up front? And what about EFL teachers in other EU countries?
Under the UK tax system both employer and employee pay NI contributions. Freelances are supposed to pay their own tax and (lower rate) NI. While it may be convenient for schools to have freelances on their books – no holiday or sick pay or unfair dismissal cases to worry about – if Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs find out about this arrangement and the school can’t prove to HMRC that all its freelance teachers have paid tax, the school will be liable.
The key document determining whether UK-based ‘teachers, lecturers and tutors’ have to be employees or can freelance is HMRC’s ESM 4503. This clearly states that anyone teaching ‘in the presence of their students’ in ‘an educational establishment’ or ‘anywhere indoors and outdoors where instruction is given’ must be an employee and can’t freelance. ESM 4503 allows lecturers to be self-employed only if they teach less than ‘three days in three consecutive months’ or give lectures only to the general public.
EFL teachers who arrange private lessons and charge students directly can freelance. ‘Trainers’ aren’t included in ESM 4503 and there may be cases where freelance business English trainers are paid directly by the company whose students they teach, with the school taking a finder’s fee, or arrangements where teaching co-ops hire classrooms from another school and are paid by their students. Otherwise, forget EFL freelancing.
The Inland Revenue (precursor to HMRC) raided Oxford Street’s language schools, once in the late 1980s and again in 1997. Every school we’ve heard of has lost such cases against HMRC.
And in other countries? In Ireland, where employee deduc tions are for Pay Related Social Insurance, it’s generally hard to engage freelances. Courts have ruled that contracts stating ‘you are responsible for your own tax affairs’ have ‘little validity’.
In Spain salaries are quoted net of tax except for a small proportion of NI. Employers are responsible for all other taxes. Tax is complicated enough for many Teflers in Spain to sign up to companies such as Sapic, which charge annual fees for handling all the invoicing, tax and social security affairs of teachers on its books. It’s worth being an autonomo if you earn €20,000 (£16,900) or more a year.
While being a freelance is comparatively more advantageous in Spain, Aiden O’Toole, director of Spainwise.net, told the Gazette, ‘It’s difficult for schools to get away with having freelancers, except where a lot of the teaching involves business English and the classes are given in the workplace. Madrid and Barcelona are two places where teachers’ pay is almost always quoted as an hourly rate (whereas it’s usually given as a monthly salary in most of the rest of Spain), and these hourly rates are a sure indicator that freelancers are being used widely.’
It’s hard to freelance in France, where the default setting is to be a pigiste, paid a kind of pro-rata salary for work for clients with a hefty chunk deducted towards social security.
The Netherlands seems relatively easier to freelance in. Much of its private-sector EFL is in-company business English training with hours, supervision and equipment determined by the client more than the language institute.
Matt Salusbury is an employee with EL Gazette New Media Ltd and a self-employed freelance for numerous other publications
Monday, 18 June 2012
Leveson debrief, Olympic policing, still earning from travel writing...
My articles include:
* Who watches the Wardens? "Heritage Wardens" in Trafalgar Square obstructing photographers - again! Read more...
* Key Leveson Inquiry witness and NUJ Gen Sec Michelle Stanistreet gives testimony before London Freelance Branch - more on Leveson. Read here...
* Some mileage left in travel writing - still (just) possible to make a living out of it. Read more...
* Metropolitan Police Olympic briefing - what to expect from Met policing of the Olympics. With acting Deputy Commissioner Chris Allison and Commander Bob Broadhurst. Read more...
* A right to report? NUJ London Freelance Branch monitoring of incidents in which journalists encounter the police. An appeal...
Pythonesque influence on Network Rail signage
Sunday, 20 May 2012
Big Cats - Facing Britain's Wild Predator - book review
This review first appeared in Fortean Times magazine, issue FT289 , June 2012
They used to be Alien Big Cats (ABCs), although author Rick Minter's point is that they're no so alien anymore, and our acceptance of big cats as part of Britain's established natural fauna may be imminent. In view of all the evidence presented here and elsewhere, Britain's failure to accept there are big cats among us is a bigger mystery than the mystery big cats themselves.
Facing explains how extraordinarily hard it is even to photograph big cats in the wild. Most leopards you'll see in photos live in sanctuaries and are used to seeing humans. And it was only on its second Himalayan expedition, part of an effort costing as much as 'a small house in England,' that a film crew recently managed to shoot the first ever footage of snow leopards in a genuinely wild environment.
Never mind the photos, there's plenty of other evidence. Big cat poo apparently isn't that hard to find in the British wilderness, and there are numerous signs of cat kills and traces of their meticulous dismemberment and fussy eating of deer and sheep carcasses.
But Facing Big Cats isn't just about cats, it's about us humans and how we'd deal with an official admission that big cats are out there, and what are we going to do about it? Minter examines the implications of British big cats for conservation (his day-job), agriculture and other areas of policy.
Particularly striking among the book's numerous colour photos is the one showing Fairfax, an 'extraordinary specimen' of a black domestic cat 'from feral stock', sitting on an antique writing desk, his tail and paws protruding over both ends. Fairfax measured four feet from head to tail.
While feral moggies could somehow be reaching gigantic proportions, Minter suggests any next-generation black leopards loose in Britain could be getting smaller. He explains that the 'open savannah' leopards 'popular in zoos' tend to be the bigger ones, while 'wild tropical leopards from Asia are often small animals… under selective pressure to be small,' some only 70cm long, about right for the 'large Labrador-sized' big cats witnesses usually describe.
Minter doesn't just quote Britain's big cat experts - some will be familiar to FT readers: Chris Moiser, the CFZ's Jonathan McGowan, Big Cats in Britain's Mark Fraser – he takes the brave step of giving them two or three pages each to have their say, which works well. (See here for my write-up of talks by McGowan and Moiser on ABCs in Britain from 2007.)
Big Cats - Facing... is beautifully written with much love for the subject and lots of 'Wow! I never knew that' surprises. For example, Minter notes how Britain's otter population crashed almost to extinction in the early 1980s. After that, people reporting otter sightings to the wildlife authorities tended to be ignored, until they gave up reporting otter sightings altogether. Years later, surprised conservation managers announced otter numbers had 'suddenly' recovered. A similar phenomenon may be at work with big cats.
There's no index, but the layout and organisation of the coloured-ink sub-headings, checklists and bullet points means you hardly need one, and make this book ideal for 'dipping' into.
Jonathan McGowan's display of kills he found that were made by an "Alien Big Cat". Apparently the teeth-marks on these bones could only have been made by a Big Cat. Author's photo from McGowan's display at Weird Weekend 2009, the bones are of deer, sheep, etc.
VERDICT:10/10 – ALL BOOKS ON MYSTERY ANIMALS SHOULD BE LIKE THIS
© Matt Salusbury
Tuesday, 17 April 2012
“Wars are very easy to get into and very hard to extract yourself from”
Report from Veterans for Peace UK launch on 9 April 2012
Now even the UK political mainstream is beginning to admit that a going to war in Afghanistan was - after all - a really stupid idea. (We told you so, didn’t the word “Afghanistan” ring any alarm bells?)
Meanwhile, war is glorified certainly more than even before in my lifetime, with all UK soldiers automatically labelled as “heroes” in the tabloid press. While their bravery is beyond doubt, the blanket use of subjective terms like “hero” really has no place in a newspaper that claims to report facts. Anyone who questions the wisdom of sending “our boys” (and girls) to Afghanistan finds themselves marginalised, lumped together with the jihadi nutters and their poppy-burning stunts. Compare this with civilian attitudes to the Army’s deployment in Northern Ireland during “The Troubles,” when a fairly big cross section of mainland UK opinion (especially in London, which bore the brunt of Troubles-related bombings in the UK,) weren’t afraid to say they felt their Army’s continuing presence in the Province was a bad idea.
So the time seems right for the launch of Veterans for Peace UK (VFP), an association of veterans who’ve had enough. Veterans are important in the anti-war movement, because in the words of American veteran Barry Ladendorf, they can “get their foot in the door” and convince people they are “not some crazy peacenik.”
Barry described how he flew home home from Vietnam on a military transport plane, together with five other living soldiers and “250 caskets” containing America’s war dead. He said “war is nothing but chaos and destruction – even to the perpetrators”, adding that “militarism is an ideology… Wars are very easy to get into and very hard to extract yourself from.”
Now an activist with Veterans for Peace in the US, Barry estimates there are 3,000 veterans living homeless in the streets in the county of San Diego in southern California. “The homeless are victims of war… we’ve taken money away form them for war.” California’s state budget is $ 25 billion a year, but its citizens are paying $150 billion a year in federal income tax just for their country’s deployment in Afghanistan. “They do have the money for education… but it’s all gone on the war,” the Afghan one has cost somewhere between one and two trillion dollars so far.
US Army veteran Gerry Condon went underground in Canada and Europe after refusing deployment to Vietnam. He’s an organiser in VFP US and in the Bradley Manning Support Group. Gerry says that since the wars in Afghanistan and Iran started, well over ten thousand have deserted from the US Army and Marines. Some have returned or are in jail, but most are AWOL and “living surprisingly openly… with family and friends,” and risking arrest.
“Several hundred” AWOL armed forces personnel have gone to Canada, usually after serving one term in Iraq, none have yet been granted refugee status there, and “three or four have been deported back to the US” to be jailed.
Gerry has heard of “search an avoid” missions in Iraq, in which the crew of an armoured vehicle will go out on a mission, park under the nearest motorway flyover, and - through notes sent out via “small kids” - let it be known to insurgents that they “don’t want contact” with them, and that “we hope you don’t want contact with us.” There’s been some ingenious tampering with the vehicles’ tracking devices to give commanders the impression they are elsewhere than parked under a flyover.
VFP UK founder Ben Griffin, formerly of the SAS
Ben Griffin served with the SAS in Northern Ireland and Iraq, and left the army after refusing to continue serving in Iraq, after which the Ministry of Defence put a life-long injunction on him specifying what he could and could not reveal about his service with the SAS – details of “special rendition” arrangements in particular. He’s the founder of Veterans for Peace UK, whose launch was seven years to the day since he went to his commanding officer and refused to be sent back to Iraq.
Ben listed the increasing “repetitive indoctrination” habits that are encouraged to militarise Britain’s youth and to make them believe “war is noble” - computer games, parades, soldiers coming on the pitch at the beginning of football matches.
Matthew Horne, ex-Scots Guards, fought in Iraq at the Battle of Basra in 2003, and spent over 100 nights at Occupy St Pauls.
Matthew Horne, veteran of the Battle of Basra and of Occupy St Pauls
He regrets what the government “trick us into doing,” and referred to an old Army saying, “bullshit baffles brains.” Soldiers go to war with “no idea who they’re fighting, no history,” adds Matthew. In Iraq, he asked his commander, Viscount Martin, “who are we fighting?” and his commander couldn’t tell him, he “diverted the question like on Parliament TV.”
Racist terms were used to dehumanise the Iraqis, they were known as “the choccies” during his deployment. More and more Army and Navy kills are long distance, via an “out of touch” infra-red screen view through which you can just see “a figure.”
Basra Shia leader Muqtada al- Sadr was, in Matthew’s opinion, “eliminated from the political system in Basra, not allowed to be part of the reconstruction.” Had he been so, believes Matthew, it “would have shaved seven years of the war.” He and his followers were, he believes, “pushed into resistance.”
Matthew met many soldiers who “sank into the ground” after their experiences. “Private Lindsay from the Scots (Guards)” was the fifth he’d known from Iraq to have since killed himself.
Jim Radford, believed to be the youngest living D-Day veteran, served with the merchant navy in World War Two and then the Royal Navy in the British mandate of Palestine, where his job was to deport shiploads of Jewish immigrants arriving in the territory to Cyprus. He was one of the first members of the Committee of 100 and Ex-Services CND.
“Abused children often end up as abusers,” says Jim, who noted that the Israel, founded by Holocaust survivors, later came to treat its Palestinian residents appallingly, that many French resistance fighters tortured at the hands of the Gestapo became commanders supervising the torture of Algerians during that country’s war of independence, and that the US armed forces - with their considerable sacrifices in the fight against fascism in Europe - went on to perpetrate the My Lai massacre and Guantanamo.
Michael Lyons, former Navy medic
Michael Lyons, who joined the Royal Navy medic, was 18 when he refused to deploy to Afghanistan and declared himself a conscientious objector after reading WikiLeaks disclosures on Afghanistan. He had no religious grounds for his objection, which made his case harder, just “my own moral compass.”
His conscientious objection was denied – and while awaiting an appeal, he refused to do a rifle course. He hadn't handled a rifle since basic training, he was, after all, a medic. He also recalls being shouted down by a doctor on the “Who deserves care?” course in preparation for Afghan deployment, for suggesting that civilian babies he came across in that theatre deserved medical attention just as much as combatants, whatever the babies’ chances of recovery.
The High Court judge at his appeal “seemed to think the Afghan government had asked for an invasion” in 2001. Michael was court-martialled and told by his defence that in such cases he could normally “expect two weeks” in a military prison. He was sentenced by a presiding jury of Naval officers to seven months in Colchester military prison, with a pre-trial threat from some Marines that he would “get his head kicked in” while inside.
Ciaron O’Reilly of Catholic Worker and others raised funds to stop Michael’s wife getting evicted from her accommodation while Michael was in prison. What sustained Michael inside was the huge number of messages of support he got, although the guards told him to take down some of the many “peacenik” postcards he was sent, as they said the symbols on them might “cause offence.”
Former Navy intelligence officer Robert Green with a copy of A Thorn in the Side
Rob Green, a naval intelligence officer at the command bunker at Northwood (on the outskirts of London) during the Falklands War, thanked VFP’s founders for “giving people hope.” Objecting to Britain’s wars, he said, is “lonely… it’s easier in a dictatorship, you know where you stand.” Bob came out against the war after his aunt, peace activist Hilda Murrell, was “assassinated.” Her death was “to do with the Belgrano” (the Argentinian battleship sunk by a British submarine, despite being outside the Falklands exclusion zone).
After speaking out against his aunt’s death, Rob emigrated and started a new life, where he claims he’s “still being harassed by the British state, even in New Zealand,” where his newly published book on the Hilda Murrell case, A Thorn in the Side, was printed “in great secrecy”.
© Matt Salusbury
Sunday, 8 April 2012
Twitter for journos for beginners; The Authorisation of Trafalgar; Report policing incidents
From Freelance, April 2012.
My articles include:
Tweeting meeting - journalists get to grips with Twitter
(report on a how-to session with NUJ London Freelance Branch)
The Authorisation of Trafalgar
A letter to wave at awkward squad "Heritage Wardens"
Report policing incidents
an appeal
Pitch your photos
Mojo art editor Mark Wagstaff on how to pitch photography (co-written with Padraig Belton)

